As much as I think Netflix rocks, I recently cancelled my subscription because I was suffering from the stale stack of movies sitting on the coffee table syndrome. I tried to fight it by sending back a movie if it sat on the table for more than two weeks, but that was kind of depressing. I will pass some blame on to Leia, she is infamous for letting them sit for two months.
I am sure I will fire up that subscription again, maybe next fall when the sun sets at some ridiculous midafternoon hour producing the perfect movie watching environment.
So without Netflix I am falling into old habits, ie. buying movies I don't need at Costco (or ShopKo). This weeks infractions:
Superman $6.99
Superman II $6.99
Blazing Saddles $8.99
All wise decisions, right?
Ok, lets have a little chat about Superman II. I love this fucking movie.
I think it might just be one of those movies where the producers took control of the last 20 minutes, shredding the beautiful ending that was written. I think the fight scene at Superman's fortress might go down in history as the
fight scene with the most moments of extreme impossible suspension of disbelief. This is kicked of with the power that these aliens gain from our yellow sun, teleportation. I think General Zod was quite surprised to find he could do this, almost as surprised as he was when his dog-like comrade was overtaken by a giant Saran Wrap Superman logo Superman ripped off his chest like he is a giant super toilet seat protector dispenser. Did I see that right?
Oh look, evil Krypton outcasts, I can make fake Supermans and fake you out, ha ha. No sweat I can let it all go.
Now where they might have lost me when Superman, grunted really hard to cause a reverse chamber affect on the ol' molecular superpower taker-way chamber, a little port-o-potty imagery, no?
But in hindsight the Saran Wrap logo takes the cake.
Zod damn, I love that movie.
ps Did I forget to mention that Superman can erase memory with kisses?
pps About the whole "the new Superman is gay" thing. I have news for you. The old Superman was gay.